Sarah’s Work
Sarah writes comedies by and for funny women. She also runs The Crush Plays Project, an independent theatre company that uplifts women in theatrical comedy.
Celebrity Crush
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Best Friends/Worst Partners
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Free Parking
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Hallmark Christmas Play
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Un-Cuffed
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Next Stop
Celebrity Crush ✳︎ Best Friends/Worst Partners ✳︎ Free Parking ✳︎ Hallmark Christmas Play ✳︎ Un-Cuffed ✳︎ Next Stop
Celebrity Crush: A Killer Comedy
Shannon gets an unbelievable opportunity: her celebrity crush, Taylor Zane, wants to sleep with her. Her roommate Amy is already settled in for the night and hides in the next room, hoping for an opportunity to meet the star. When things go horribly awry, Shannon and Amy have to scramble to ensure they don’t end up spending the night in jail.
Production History: Chain Theatre, 2024, Hofstra University, 2025, and Upcoming: Texas A&M, 2026. Publishing/Licensing Rights through 1319 Press.
Free Parking
Why does nobody wanna sit down and play a long board game these days? Free Parking is a hilarious look at the chaos that happens when four people who should never play a game together, play a game together.
Production History: Staged Reading at The Tank Limefest, 2025. Published by Purple Lights Productions Publication.
Best Friends/Worst Partners
Best Friends/Worst Partners is a play about friendship, love, and codependency. John and Lana have been together since high school, and they do everything with their best friends: Joseph, who is desperately looking for a partner, Kylie, who desperately loves her friends and her wife Elizabeth, who is the life of the party and the best friend anybody could ask for, and Hank, the quiet, friendly soul who recently started dating Stephanie. When sparks fly between a newcomer and one of our friends, Ben, a bartender, witnesses something he'd rather not see. When Ben begins dating Joseph and starts piecing things together, a torrid secret threatens to tear the group, and their relationships, apart.
Production History: Staged Reading at The Tank Limefest, 2024.
Next Stop
Next Stop follows six people on one night of awkward and strange miscommunications. It's a hilarious play for people who love chain restaurants, dogs, romance novels, and ketchup.
Production History: Chain Theatre, 2026, and first ten minutes “This Stop” finalist at Queens Short Play Festival at Secret Theatre.
The Plays
A Public Presentation of an Unproduced Cable Television Christmas Movie
Charlotte Lanford, a big city girl, visits her dad in Tinytown for the first time in five years, and meets Derek, a small town guy. When the two of them have to take over Tinytown’s Annual Christmas Tree Decorating Competition that also serves as a fundraiser to keep the town running, will sparks fly in time for her to make her deadlines? A Hallmark/Netflix/Lifetime Christmas Movie Parody.
Production History: Staged Reading at QED Astoria, 2025.